There are a lot of reasons to put together a stoner wishlist. Sometimes, you’re on the hunt for the perfect gift for a special someone. Other times, you’re waiting for that big bonus and gearing up for a shopping spree. That’s why we’ve created this list of stoner wishlist ideas and essentials designed specifically to elevate the smoke sesh to new highs.

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Silicone Glow-in-the-Dark Alien Bong

No stoner’s collection is complete without a silicone straight shooter. At 14 inches, this bong is a beast. When it’s done with you, you’ll be left with an otherworldly high that may land you in another galaxy. And perhaps with a bigger bicep too.

Swiss Perc Bong

It doesn’t matter how much experience you’ve accrued over time. Put a stoner in front of a recycler bong and they’re bound to have the time of their life.

Classic beaker bongs generally have water that stays in the base or bubbles up through a perc. But as the name suggests, with recyclers the water travels through the looping arms and is “recycled” back down. In effect, this cycles smoke through the piece continuously, cleaning and cooling the hit while keeping it from going stale. Put another way, these style water pipes are at the crossroads of beauty and function, delivering silky smooth fresh hits.

Vortex Tornado Bong

A classic recycler is awe-inspiring enough. But what if you up the ante with 12 recycler arms? Aptly named the “vortex,” the cyclone effect this bong delivers – alongside a buttery smooth hit – is bound to elevate your next sesh to levels never experienced before. Of all the bongs out there, this one is bound to land on your stoner wishlist because it’s a masterpiece that hits like a dream.

Glass Spoon Scorpion Pipe

Glow-in-the-dark products entered the market for more functional reasons in the ‘70s. But by the ‘90s, their popularity skyrocketed. Kids loved them. Adults loved them. And stoners were inspired by them.

Cut to the current era and glow-in-the-dark stoner merch is all the rage. And it’s easy to see why. They are as stunning as they are trippy.

But these glow-in-the-dark pipes are more than just a vision. Not only aesthetic, they’re also made of durable borosilicate glass and portable enough to carry with you to the next smoke sesh. This particular pipe features a glowing scorpion that gives off a powerful aura in the color of choice.

Iridescent Swirl Bong

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And boy, does this one hit all the right marks.

Glow in the dark Monster Bong


Pairing luminous colors with trippy swirl textures, this water bong is sensuous. Visually stunning, it also has a texture made to elevate the senses.

And if that isn’t enough, it also delivers ice-cold rips.

Mini Mushroom Dab Rig

The stoner aesthetic often leans toward all things trippy. But there’s another equally beloved aspect of this subculture that often goes unnoticed. And that just so happens to be the whimsical.

This adorable mushroom house rig comes with a showerhead perc that delivers ideal diffusion. Paired with your favorite concentrate, this dab rig is bound to have you floating off into a high unlike any other.

Glow-in-the-Dark Monster Bong

What do you get when you pair trippy aesthetics with whimsical elements? Something that is as adorable as it is creepy, it would appear.

This multi-eyed monster mini bong with its glow-in-the-dark cat eyes seems like a creature straight out of Tim Burton’s version of Alice in Wonderland. Paired with bloody fangs and a cyclops eye, this is the piece you whip out when Halloween comes around. And seeing as that is just around the corner, you may as well pop this straight into your bag of stoner wishlist ideas and essentials.

Twisted Thick Glass Chillum

Of course, glow-in-the-dark isn’t the only way to turn your average stoner accessory into something magical.

This chillum comes in both iridescent clear and charcoal shades. Its twisted texture makes pleasurable to hold while also enhancing grip. Plus, it’s durability and portability makes it as much a camping essential as it does a wake-and-bake gem.

Trippy Glow-in-the-Dark Mushroom Bong

As far as artistic water pipes go, a hand-painted piece that also glows in the dark is a showstopper. This glow-in-the-dark bong features mushrooms, each unique and expertly crafted by hand. The thick, textured paint is gorgeous day and night alike.

Additionally, this piece delivers cool smooth hits.

Fabergé Egg Rig

Fabergé eggs were a series of artistic eggs crafted by The House of Fabergé. Starting in 1885, 69 eggs are known to exist. These rare gems are special in their own right, owing to the artistry and material used. But beyond the physical, each egg tells a rich tale of history, royalty, and culture.

Much like its namesake, this dab rig is designed to stun and amaze. Its unique design makes it quite a spectacle. Despite its larger size and multiple percs, it still delivers a smooth, flavorful hit with absolutely no drag.

Weed Leaf Necklace

If there’s one thing stoners know how to do well, is look effortlessly chic. And this stainless steel weed leaf necklace is both aesthetic and made to stand the test of time. In addition to being rust, fade, corrosion, heat, and tarnish resistant, it is also hypoallergenic. Plus, it’s super easy to clean.

Weed Earrings

What pairs best with a weed necklace? Besides some dank herb, that is. If you guessed a pair of weed leaf earrings, you’d be right.

These are as sturdy and low maintenance as the necklace. And just as gorgeous.

Fire Breathing Dragon Joint Holder Ring

When dragons enter the conversation, most minds wander straight to Game of Thrones. The show paired breathtaking visuals with political intrigue in a way that had viewers gripped. And with its prequel having just aired, the buzz around dragons has kicked up again.

This makes it the perfect time to pick up a few dragon-themed pieces to add to your list of stoner wishlist ideas. This joint holder ring will give you the perfect reason to utter the phrase, “fire cannot kill a dragon.”

Acorn Silicone Dab Container

Earlier this year, the world was treated to the bittersweet ending of Ice Age’s Scrat and his seemingly eternal quest to get the acorn. Many a millennial shed a tear at the end of an era. One filled with laughs and sorrow and a whole lot of growing up.

And these acorn containers are the perfect place to stash your dab away safely. They’re also a great way to commemorate 20 years of us watching a squirrel chase after an acorn and set off world-ending events.

Pink Heart Bong

Of bongs and pipes, few pieces come close to this pink heart bong when it comes to romantic stoner gifts. Of course, this piece is also a stoner room essential that looks beautiful on a mantle or side table.

What’s more, it’s a fantastic way to say “I love you.”

Glass Donut Pipe with Sprinkles

Perhaps you’re in the market for a gift for yourself and a heart bong doesn’t hit quite right for you. But as far as stoner icons go, Homer Simpson ranks pretty high. And this donut pipe with sprinkles on top is a perfect homage.

Scorpion Bong with Cactus Mouthpiece

Stoner wishlist ideas and naturally begin with the essentials. But once you’ve got the basics down, you might find yourself yearning for more.

Enter this adorably unique bong. It features a scorpion perc and a cactus-shaped mouthpiece. What’s more, it delivers a gloriously juicy hit designed to be the perfect counter to the biting desert heat.

Cactus Bong with Scorpions

If you’re on the hunt for stoner wishlist ideas for you and your BFF, this one’s for you.

What completes a scorpion bong with a cactus mouthpiece? A cactus bong with a hand painted scorpion design, of course.

This bong, however, is also a stellar piece all on its own, too. Owing to its 7mm thick glass, this piece is surprisingly sturdy. Plus, the additional layer of clay ensures that bong is well-protected making it a stoner camping essential.

Glowing Gold Fox Bong

The charming and witty Fantastic Mr. Fox graced our screens over a decade ago. And with it came a newfound fascination with the cunning fox. Only a few years later, Ylvis would ask the question that remains on many a stoner’s mind: what does the fox say?

A lot, if this bong is anything to go by with its adorable mushroom house and beady glow-in-the-dark eyes. The curious fox peers out the side. And beneath it all sits a showerhead perc that diffuses optimally without diluting your cannabis strain’s flavor profile.

Swirl UV Carb Cap

Carb caps might seem like a frivolous accessory to some. But these tiny helpers control airflow, enhance taste, and even reduce waste. That makes them a top priority within stoner wishlist ideas and essentials.

This one in particular is Chihuly-inspired glass work, giving it an artistry that contends with its function.

Honeycomb Percolator Bong

Percs are one of the quickest ways to elevate the smoke sesh as they offer extra filtration. Plus, they prevent water from splashing back into your mouth.

And this perc bong straight shooter delivers smooth, full-bodied hits. What’s more, its unique and mesmerizing design makes it a splendid choice for anyone looking for a gift for stoner bae. 

Rick & Morty Dab Container

No stoner collection is complete without Rick and Morty-inspired gear. The duo feature at the top of every list of beloved stoner characters. Most recently, they’ve graced fans with their presence once more in the form of a season 6 announcement.

And what could possibly go better with that than some Rick and Morty stoner essentials?

Trippy Thick Glass Bong Bowl

A good collection will always have a few bong bowls, each with its own purpose and aesthetic.

A great collection, however, will include a stunning hand-blown piece. One that also happens to be draped in trippy swirl patterns.

After all, nothing beats the combination of aesthetics and thick glass.

Alligator Dab Tool

This little guy is designed to give you that warm fuzzy feeling inside especially after a few dabs. The kind that comes with spending the morning basking in the summer sun.

Glowing Mushroom Carb Cap

You know what else can get you feeling all fuzzy inside? Tiny glow-in-the-dark mushrooms. Plus, as a bonus these adorable little carb caps are made of silicone. This makes them entirely heat-resistant, naturally durable and super easy to clean.

Pink Hello Kitty Bong

There are a lot of things that define stoner girl aesthetics. From witchy crystals to gothic shades of black to slightly less black. From ‘90s grunge to ‘60s disco-pop. And from vaporwave to luxuriating in homemade self-care.

Yet somehow, no matter what version of the aesthetic you subscribe to, this Hello Kitty bong fits right in too.

Glass Rose Pipe

Pretty pink stoner gear is, clearly, a great way to add some charm to your growing collection. If you’re not in the market for a new bong, you could always opt for a pipe instead.

What’s more, this spoon pipe is sculpted to perfection. Its size and functionality make it great for solo and group sessions alike. Plus, it’s a great gift for that special stoner girl in your life.

Rainbow Grinder

Of course, pink isn’t the only color that gets to have all the fun. This grinder takes inspiration from sunsets and sunrises – the magical kinds that make you feel truly alive.

Besides delivering a fine grind, this piece also includes a kief catcher, sifting screen and scraper tool.

Mermaid Bong Bowl

This medium-sized iridescent bong bowl comes in both blue and green. No matter which shade you get, though, you’ll feel like a stoner mermaid creating bubbles one bong hit after another.

Glow-in-the-Dark Glass Dab Tool Pencil

There are unique pieces of stoner gear. Then, there are quirky pieces unlike any other.

For instance, take this hyper-realistic #2 pencil filled with glow-in-the-dark sand in the middle. What’s more, it has a calming, soothing rain-like sound as you use it to portion out a dab.

Essentials for Every Stoner

An ideal stoner wishlist will have a balance of items from the right apparatus to cool smoking accessories. It’s the recipe for a smoke sesh unlike any other. Whether you’re on the hunt for something to add to your own collection or to gift to a special someone, you can’t go wrong. After all, you’ve got a great start with these stoner wishlist ideas and essentials.

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