SpongeBob Bong Features
- Style: Beaker bong
- Height: 8 inches
- Material: Glass
- Joint size: 14mm female
- Bong bowl: 14mm male
- Ice catcher: Yes
- Splashguard: Bent neck
- Design: SpongeBob print
- Mouthpiece: Ribbed
- Base: Sturdy beaker
- Maintenance: Easy to clean
High SpongeBob Bong Description
It’s not easy to stay iconic for over two decades and yet Spongebob has done just that. The metric ton of Spongebob memes is a testament to his lasting legacy. But what makes Spongebob so special, so legendary? Well, this Spongebob bong gives you a glimpse. The playful facial expressions featured remind us to live life with childlike wonder. At times, it’s not easy. Life can get you down. It’s easy to become cynical, jaded, depressed, somewhat of a Squidward especially when you’ve got bills to pay.
But that’s exactly what makes the show comedic gold—the dichotomy between the innocence of childhood and cynicism of adulthood. As children, we are naturally curious. We create for the sake of it, drawing pictures, writing stories, imagining worlds to delight and entertain ourselves. But somewhere along the way we get lost. We stop exploring, we stop imagining. Everything feels dull, monotonous, uninspired. We wake up, go to work, rinse and repeat. Somehow we forget how to have fun. And while you sure can tap into your imagination without smoking a bowl, there’s something about weed that unlocks doors within the mind. Most stoners are familiar with the meme of Spongebob with the word “weed” and a rainbow between his hands. This comes from the episode where Spongebob tells Squidward that all you need is a box and imagination. And thus, this Spongebob bong was born, to unlock your imagination.
Naturally, Spongebob’s joy is contagious. And the character designs throughout this water pipe offer us a new take on our most beloved sponge. With his cannabis shaped pupils and bright green pants, we finally get the smoking buddy we’ve always dreamed of. What’s more, this durable glass bong features an ice catcher that accommodates roughly 3-4 small ice cubes. As smoke travels around the ice and up the neck to meet your lips, you’re treated to a frosty, silky smooth hit. After all, we wouldn’t want to get cotton mouth like a sponge in the Sahara desert that is Sandy’s Treedome.
Measuring 8 inches, this beaker bong delivers a generous hit as the smoke accumulates at the base. It’s to say, you’ll feel like you’re living in a pineapple under the sea in no time. Plus, the slight bend in the neck acts as a natural splashguard, preventing bong water from splashing into the mouthpiece. While the downstem is not diffused, this ice catcher bong still offers bubbly filtration. Just take it from Spongebob, it’s all in the technique when it comes to bubbles! To close, Jim Carey, who perhaps is Spongebob incarnate once said, “Your job is not to figure out how it’s going to happen for you, but to open the door in your head and when the doors open in real life, just walk through it.” Thus, let weed be the key that opens the door in your mind that helps you see life from a new perspective.
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